Every so often my husband giggles at my innocence. Yes really, an erotic author of a year, a lover of the occasional strip club, far too much porn, bondage, spankings, anal, and the hard fuck, he'll say something I'll pause and respond, "huh?"
This happened yesterday evening as we were coming down from our crazy holiday and pooling around on Facebook. My friend linked a photo of a board game he'd gotten, Cards Against Humanity. If you have never heard of it go to the website and it's pretty quickly explained with a lot of hilarious and spectacular examples.
My friend's photo was of the box with a single white card on top. It said, "The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge." And his caption simply stated "this game appears to be quite awesome."
Not understanding I read the card aloud to my husband (gratefully after his parents had left!) "I don't get why this game is awesome," I said, and read it again.
At that point he snickered and rolled his eyes. "My wife the erotic author doesn't know what the fleshy fun-bridge is." And he explained it and I giggled and began praying my daughter would not repeat the naughty words I said right in front of her.
Urban dictionary is one of my favorite sites to verify terms I am unable to find in the regular dictionary. A source that's a bit more naughty than nice, its a good way to ensure that you know what you're talking about, or if you're like me, to figure out what the hell that author meant with the term "tossing his salad."
This happened yesterday evening as we were coming down from our crazy holiday and pooling around on Facebook. My friend linked a photo of a board game he'd gotten, Cards Against Humanity. If you have never heard of it go to the website and it's pretty quickly explained with a lot of hilarious and spectacular examples.
My friend's photo was of the box with a single white card on top. It said, "The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge." And his caption simply stated "this game appears to be quite awesome."
Not understanding I read the card aloud to my husband (gratefully after his parents had left!) "I don't get why this game is awesome," I said, and read it again.
At that point he snickered and rolled his eyes. "My wife the erotic author doesn't know what the fleshy fun-bridge is." And he explained it and I giggled and began praying my daughter would not repeat the naughty words I said right in front of her.
Urban dictionary is one of my favorite sites to verify terms I am unable to find in the regular dictionary. A source that's a bit more naughty than nice, its a good way to ensure that you know what you're talking about, or if you're like me, to figure out what the hell that author meant with the term "tossing his salad."
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